When I first came back to WoW, I read that the place to go to gear up was Timeless Isle. Easy place to go and pick up purples that were quite literally just laying around. Oh, and expect to die once or twice. “Fine,” I said to myself. “I’ve got no issues with dying. Let’s go see about liberating some purple gear from the local inhabitants.”

As advertised, I picked up purples. I also got killed quite a bit. And when I checked my bags to see if that’s where my teeth had ended up, I found a whackload of Timeless Coins. These didn’t impress me since I wasn’t planning on spending any more time on the island than I had to. They impressed me much more once I found a profitable way to use them.

But once all the sweet, sweet coins were gone, then what? Where could I get more of them? I didn’t have the legs for dancing on mailboxes. That’s a young man’s game anyway. I suppose I could check some of the quests the locals were bragging about to pick up more, but that probably meant dealing with those damn elites! Also, I had business elsewhere in the World. Places to go, gold to make. It’s all about the cha-ching, baby. No time for battling such uphill shenanigans when I was on a fixed clock.

That is, until I found a way to make the most of my time. I’m all about making the most of my time.

What I found was Wowfreakstar, his broken English, and a slick way to pick up Timeless Coins.